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Strange Facts About Sex.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
There is a recorded case of a man becoming sexually obsessed with his car. A student had a thing about Austin Metros, his own in particular. He decorated his room with pictures of it, and would drive to a quiet spot, then crouch down behind the car and masturbate using the exhaust pipe.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder Which head?)
Average Ejaculatory Speed - 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.
Average Ejaculatory Volume - 4 cc. or about one teaspoon, with enormous variation between individuals and times. Average Ejaculate Calorific Content between 2 to 5 calories or so. Average Sperm Length - 4 microns. Average Sperm Concentration 20 million sperm per milliliter. Average Number of Sperm 300-500 million sperm are released every ejaculation, and 1.2 trillion
sperm are produced during a man's lifetime.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores.
Smallest Penis - There are several instances in medical literature of penises that do not exceed 1 cm when fully erect, which doctors call an (ahem) "micropenis." Those unfortunate enough to be equipped with these diminutive organs can undergo reconstructive surgery to extend it to about 3 inches, which I guess is an improvement.
Capnolagnia - For some people, there's no greater thrill than watching someone smoke. They then collect the cigar or cigarette ends that have been smoked by the person they desire, place the butts between their lips and then masturbate.
A policeman in Staffordshire returned home from his night shift to find his wife preparing breakfast. For some unknown reason, he wrapped a slice of bread around his penis, at which point the dog leapt up and took a bite out of it. The man needed cosmetic surgery to restore the damage.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animal must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig. How'd they figure this out, and why?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
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